Don't rotate your food storage on the missionaries, Please!

Nothing really new this week. We are teaching the same people. My companion was poked in the belly a couple times by a very short man. I love teaching drunken people.lol The past ten days I’ve been spending twenty minutes a day working on re-memorizing “The family A Proclamation to the World”. I now have it memorized in English and the first paragraph in Spanish. Purdy sweet.

Today before we left to the library we started spraying for bugs. I’ll just leave it at that. -)

Michael Yeaman quote of the week: "You receive blessings for feeding the missionaries and the missionaries greatly appreciate it. However, the missionaries try but it's very difficult to appreciate it when you give them your old cans of food that expired in the 50's and they don't know about it until after they eat it and their bowels are all messed up for the next day. But thank you anyway"

Our roommates got a bunch of stuff from an elderly lady such as a can of orange juice from concentrate, cereal, beans, and tuna. One of them opened the can of orange juice with a can opener and pours him self a drink and drinks it. It smelt really bad and he said he was thirsty and started drinking it when he realized it tasted bad. We looked at the expiration date and it was super old like from the 50's. Everything she gave us was expired and the cereal she gave us had a bunch of black things crawling around in them. Everything except for two cans had expired. It was funny. I didn't eat or drink anything she gave us but our roommates did. We ended throwing the rest away. Thought I’d write something for everyone back home to laugh at.

We also had a not very likely investigator come to church. When we were first started teaching him he was going to court and thought he might be going to jail. He found out he doesn’t have to go to jail, just has to do some service. He’s a really awesome guy. Well we invited him to church and he said maybe and so we called him Sunday morning and there were no answer. Five minutes before church started he walked in. It was awesome and he loved it. He said it definitely won't be his last time coming to church. He’s really great person.

Not much else. Love you all and take care.

Elder yeaman.